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- Happy Valentine's Day.
I don't have a valentine, no.
- We might have to change that.
- I would like to take you for dinner.
- I would love to. - Kelley is gonna flip.
- Sierra's looking nice.
- Okay, yeah. That'd be cool.
- Yeah, there is.
- Are you guys leaving me?
- Come on back in, Kelley. - Roger that.
- Like, what are you guys doing?
- I've worked on big boats,
and I've never seen such a sh--show.
- Ben, your lady is waiting. - What lady?
- Emily. They're going on a date.
- Oh.
This is like a fly ball into left field,
and I'm sitting out there picking daisies.
Cheers.
- To Kelley not being here.
- He's always, like, making more drama.
Like, this is what he wants.
- Making more drama? - Kelley.
Forget about him.
"F--- off."
- God damn it. - What do you have there?
- Someone left the toaster on, just smoking a bit.
- Are you joking?
- And the hits keep coming.
- Feel like Lauren owes me an apology,
but I'm not sure remembers how rude she was.
- I'm gonna eat your pizza,
'cause you ain't getting that sh--.
- You don't need to live in filth.
- I don't appreciate it. - Dave.
- Where have you been?
- Yeah? - Yeah. Like, legit.
- Excuse me, you need to realize
that we're talking about a safety thing--
I'm sorry to interrupt. - No, no, that's okay.
- Nico? Who do you think you guys are?
I might not be Lauren and Nico's boss on deck,
but I certainly am a higher rank
and have more seniority on this boat,
and they need to respect that.
- Ay-yi-yi.
- Hey, you. - Hello, how are you?
- How's it going?
Good, how are you? - Good. Good.
Good night last night. - Yeah. It was great.
- It was fun.
I thought it was a fabulous first date.
I laughed a lot, and we both had a great time.
- All right, love.
- Where'd you live in London, Lauren?
- Putney, southwest. - Yeah, I know where Putney is.
- I'm a bit tired. - Are you?
- Yeah.
- You might as well just take
a mouthful of coffee beans and just chew 'em.
- Can you do me a favor, Lauren? - Yeah.
- Let me know when she comes to London,
so I can f---ing get out of town.
- Jesus Christ, Kyle. That's so unnecessary.
- Kyle's broken-hearted. I understand.
- I thought you guys were all right.
- At this point, the vibes on the boat aren't very good.
Kyle's upset.
Kelley's pissed off for some reason
that's got nothing to do with him.
It's ridiculous.
- So good. Good conversation.
He was very funny. It was really nice.
So, what happened with you last night?
Did you actually go for dinner with Kyle and them, or not?
- No. I thought we had a nice time.
I guess he came in and started, like,
kicking off to Kelley when he was angry,
and he was like, "This is why I don't talk to birds."
And apparently that's, like, an English term.
- Um, yeah. - Like, what's going on?
What's wrong? And Kelley just starts,
like, going off on me.
Honestly, I think he was so jealous
that you were out with Ben, and he took it out on me.
I feel like Kyle expected too much.
- He was trying to woo you.
- But that's not my fault
that I don't feel the same.
I've made it so clear to Kyle that I was not interested.
- You do realize that I find you very attractive.
You're stunning.
- You think I'm cool? - We'll go dutch.
- No.
- No, no, no. - I just think, like,
the more, the merrier.
So why he chose to, like,
make me out to be a liar,
or like I was, like, hurting his feelings, like,
it's bullsh--.
- Kelley, Kelley, Lee.
Can I see you in the bridge for a second?
- Coming up now.
Morning, Captain.
- I am not happy with what happened last night.
We had a discussion about the way the boat was left,
with the sushi hanging out.
- Yeah. - Sure enough,
I stumble over a piece of pizza
that's got a bite missing and a trail of pepperoni.
That's twice that we've had to address this issue.
If I have to address it one more time,
everybody's gonna be confined down there.
That's where they will eat, sleep, shower, clean up,
and only come up here to get off the boat and to work.
Respect the boat. That's one of the rules.
- I will handle this and do the best I can
not to let it happen for a third time.
- I trust that you will.
- I definitely will.
- So, last night...
They're not gone 60 seconds before Sierra storms in,
so upset because Kelley yelled at her.
Kelley should not have yelled at Sierra.
It's none of his business.
- Kelley's being a little off with me.
He's being nice to Emily,
but if I were Kelley, I'd feel like a bit of a jerk,
to be honest, asking her out on dates.
- He's being a jerk to everyone. When did he ask her?
- You know, he tried to push, like,
a double date with Kyle and Sierra.
- So that's probably why he was so mad at Sierra
for messing things up with Kyle,
'cause it messed up his plan. It's all about Kelley.
Kelley is a very fragile little piece of porcelain.
He's used to being the guy all the girls want.
He's used to being, like, the best deckhand.
And lately, he's not getting the girls,
and the captain's calling him out,
and he's going kind of on a spiral of anger.
How was your date, by the way?
- She's an interesting girl. She's super smart.
- Mm-hmm.
How's it going?
- Good. Do you want to talk?
- About what? - Last night.
- The captain should never find slices of half-eaten pizza
on the way to his room.
- F---, I don't know what's up with Kate coming at me.
- She's trying to yell at you and she's talking
and just like--
- And you walk away,
and she's like, "Who do you think you are?"
- Too many things happened in a short amount of time
that were disrespectful and dangerous.
- Yeah.
- When there's a safety issue, Lauren and Nico--
- At the same time, though, Nico handled it.
- I just want to apologize.
I got defensive of them
when I should've listened to you.
You're pretty much a voice of reason.
Kate is an enemy you do not want to have,
and I will kiss Kate's ass till the day we leave this boat.
- Hey, Kelley.
Did you know that I gave her flowers?
- Who?
- Emily. - No.
- Okay. Okay. - If I would've known that,
I wouldn't have gotten involved.
I wouldn't have even said anything to her.
- Okay, good.
- I'm a little frustrated over the Ben and Emily thing,
but I am here to do my job.
I'm not here to chase women.
And maybe Emily was just testing the waters.
Who knows? Maybe she wanted to talk to me,
talk to Ben, talk to Nico,
and then pick whichever one she wanted.
- I just figured that you knew that I gave her flowers,
and you were still pushing her for a date, and--
- No, I wouldn't push her for a date
if you'd given her flowers and you were interested.
- Okay. Okay. Well, then...
Hey, Kelley, I'm sorry.
- It's all right, bud.
- Daddy.
Hello, Maxy.
Is Daddy there?
- He's right here. - Are you okay?
- I'm fine. How are you?
I heard you were a little bit ill.
- No, I'm whacked. I'm whacked.
So, what'd you do? Tell me about you, my princess.
- Daddy, last night I went for a date with the chef on board.
- You went with the chef, and you went out on a date?
- Mm. - Rabbit!
Oh, naughty girl. What a naughty girl.
- I'm not a naughty girl. What are you talking about?
- Oh, no, you're not. I'm just winding you.
- I know.
I'm very close to both my parents.
They really try and stay out of telling me
what to do with my relationships
and who I should and shouldn't date,
because I'm quite mature for my age.
I'm very open with them.
- Okay, I love you. - I love you, Rabbit.
Bye-bye.
- Kate, Ben, and Kelley--
I need you in the crew mess ASAP.
- Copy.
- Hi, Lee.
- Hello. - Thank you.
Ooh, this is exciting.
- Rebecca Fearing, well-known psychic medium
who communicates with spirits who have passed.
- I totally believe in the supernatural.
I think anybody that is closed-minded about it
is not that intelligent.
- We have Jennifer Shaffer, Susan Pinsky,
and Cindy Kaza, psychic as well.
- And they're bringing their friends, Scott,
Blake, and Emerson.
And we're gonna spread some ashes
from Scott's great-aunt off the yacht.
- Definitely a first. - This is a very...
- Weird. - Heavy-energy...
- Morose. - Charter.
- A spiritual yoga session on the yacht.
They need a psychic-themed dinner party,
and they want me to be there.
- I'm getting a feeling. Shh.
I'm getting a sense Ben is going to get frustrated
with guests' food requests.
It's just a feeling I'm getting.
- Well, I mean-- - Let me see your hand.
You see what this line is?
It's very short. That's your temper.
And this line here-- that's gluten, there.
There's gonna be a gluten issue.
- That's pretty good, Kate. - I know.
- I think she's a pretty good palm reader.
- That's pretty good. - We're done here.
- Coming up...
- The pool is floating away.
- Oh, my God.
- That's a very expensive piece of equipment
just floating off into the sunset.
It's a train wreck.
- I'm excited to meet her. - Yeah.
- They're psychic, so everything.
- We're gonna just uncover this.
All right. Hop up here.
We're gonna have a little powwow up here.
All right, what you do on deck is amazing.
Y'all are like the tripod that I stand upon.
Y'all are amazing workers.
We just need to respect the boat.
About the whole pizza thing.
I know it's our night off, but Kate's got the experience.
Sometimes, we just got to shut up and listen to her.
- I don't remember dropping the pizza at all,
and somehow it's become this big deal
where Kelley has to call a meeting for it.
Like, really?
I mean, our deck crew gets constantly nitpicked,
and I'm sick of it.
- I had the talk with Captain
regarding disrespect of the boat.
He's like an eagle watching a mouse run across the field.
He's waiting to snatch us up.
Basically, we're on our second strike.
Third strike-- we're confined to crew quarters.
Let's just try to be a little more mindful.
And I'm gonna step my game up too, as well.
- Yeah. - Our next charter guest
is a psychic. - Sweet.
- So while we're on this charter,
we are gonna be psychic ourselves
and know what the f--- these guests want at all times.
- I'm feeling super salty towards Kelley.
You know, he's very emotional,
loves his emotions, and whatever,
but there's some things that he can work on to improve.
- On our nights off, let's be extra careful, all right?
- I think Kelley got in trouble for,
like, not being strict with us.
- Really? - Yeah.
- He's just, "Aw, you know, Captain's coming down on me."
It's like, yeah, well, that's your f---ing job, man.
You don't want it? I'll take it.
You know? Move out the way.
- Attention, all crew-- we have guests arriving in 15.
Put on our happy faces.
- Beautiful. - Yeah.
- I've never been here before,
but it still has a feeling of being familiar to me.
- Here we go.
- I'm glad I didn't wear my Louboutins.
- Hello. - Captain Lee.
- Lovely to meet you.
- Hello, welcome. - Jennifer.
- Hi, Rebecca.
- I was expecting, from the primary,
something a little bit more mystical.
- Hi, nice to meet you.
- She's a world-renowned psychic,
but she's not wearing,
like, a bunch of crystals and tie-dye,
and she just looks like a normal paranormal.
- Just handsome men, the whole line of them.
I'm happy.
- Welcome aboard motor yacht "Valor."
Kate will show you around the boat, give you a tour,
and we'll get off the dock
and enjoy some of this beautiful weather.
- Cheers! - Cheers.
- Okay, to the crew. - Right this way.
- Deck, let's go get bags. - Whoo.
Oh, my God. Look at this.
- This is our main salon. It's all brand-new.
- This is gorgeous. Look at the wine.
- Oh, good.
- Everyone, we're gonna continue down the hall.
This is the master suite. - Oh, this is pretty.
I never sleep much, being a psychic.
- Oh, really? - Yeah.
- And then the bathroom's quite grand.
- I feel comfortable here.
It sort of resonates really strong.
- Whenever you're ready, we can go bow to stern.
- Let's go. Dude, bring it up. Bring it up.
Bring it up. Bring it up. It's taking too long.
- You're all clear on your stern, Cap, for traffic.
- Okay, Cap. All lines are clear.
- Roger that. We're out of here.
- This is insane. - This is so great.
- I wanted to treat you all, since you're all my BFFs.
- We are so grateful. - Okay, so now we'll go outside.
- I want to come lay out here and sun tan all day.
- How are y'all enjoying it so far?
- Awesome. - It's so good.
- Much better now. Hi.
- Hi. - Uh-oh.
- Oh, I made him blush, I like it.
- All right. Well, I run the deck department.
I'm the boatswain on board, and we have a bunch of toys.
Captain Lee wants me to be more proactive with things,
so I'm gonna apply it to everything.
What would be your number-one priority to get out?
- The slide. - The slide first?
- That's really important to me personally.
- So we'll do the slide first. - And what's your name again?
- Kelley. - Kelley, thank you.
- I will remember that.
And at some point, they'll have to say,
"Stop sexually harassing Kelley."
- I know!
- I just made 75 grand for charity.
- Yay. - Wow.
- I'm a charity.
- Yeah, can you make 75 grand for me?
- My name's Charity. - This is Charity.
I'm Hope. Can you help us?
- On my mark, I want two shots.
Two shots. - Roger, two shots.
- And drop. - Drop.
Faster. Faster. Let it go.
Stop it.
- Pretty sweet here, huh, boys?
- It's amazing. This is a great anchorage.
- How would you like me to describe the salad?
It's lobster curry?
- Turmeric lobster salad. - Okay.
- I'm gonna wear this as an accessory.
- It's like a bracelet. - Oh, it is like a bracelet.
- No, it's too small. - It's a cock ring.
- Cock ring. - Yes. I'm glad you said it.
- We are on a classy yacht. Will you stop?
- Would you like some lobster turmeric salad?
- Yes, that looks delicious. Thank you.
- Three. Two. One.
- Keep a watch out.
Since there's not a lot of wind and we're not swinging,
you two can handle this.
- Yeah. Sounds good, man. - I'm gonna go change over.
- Okay.
- To our dear Rebecca-- hostess.
- Yes. - Thanks, Rebecca.
- Thank you so much. - Cheers.
- Thank you.
- Okay, everyone,
the slide is all ready to go for the guests.
And then from there, we'll just start inflating
the little buoys, putting them out.
- Okay, are we happy? - Yeah, they're very happy.
Everybody had lobster, and they all love the salad.
- Well, they are... sort of quasi-human.
- Jump on. - Okay.
- Please don't kill us, okay?
- We're going 60 miles an hour.
- 60? That's like the highway!
- Oh!
- One. Two. Three. - Whoo!
- Oh! They're gone.
- The pool is floating away.
- Hey, Kyle?
You're gonna have to grab that black line
and pull it back in, because nothing's tied down
to the pool right now.
This is completely embarrassing.
Why can't we just be a functional deck crew?
- That's a very expensive piece of equipment
just floating off into the sunset.
And it's right in front of the guests.
It's a train wreck.
- There's obviously a lot of tension
coming off Kyle towards me,
and I feel badly about that.
But at the same time, like,
I haven't done anything to warrant this reaction from him.
- Rebecca predicted-- 'cause I was heavier,
and she predicted-- she's like, you'll lose,
like, 23 pounds. - Yeah.
- And literally, within three years,
I lost 23-- like, on the dot.
- Yeah.
- Do you want them on the table as well?
- Let's just hang as much as we can.
- Okay, yeah.
- How are we? Are we all right? - Brilliant.
- Awesome. - Please join.
- Oh, that's a good one.
- The north of England is very, very chilled out.
No one really cares. - Yeah.
- And because it's just a smaller country as well,
people are just getting on with things.
These blokes remind me of my friends back home.
I need to come out to West Hollywood with you two.
- Yeah, come visit us.
- All my friends are drag queens
and all that kind of stuff. I need to come out.
- Yeah, we will solve that quickly.
Like, coming from Texas, it was this horrifying,
religious, traumatic experience.
- Hi. - Look at the captain.
- If you guys want to move to the table,
and we'll get dinner started. - Wow, look at this.
- Table looks so lovely this evening.
- Where shall we be? - This is beautiful.
- I mean... - We all have a crystal ball.
- Stop that! - Ha ha ha.
- Kate, I'm obsessed with my crystal ball.
- Thanks, they were so fun.
- I'm gonna put it right here,
and I'm gonna read all your fortunes.
- The guests are at the table.
- All right. We got the first course here.
Please, in your own time.
Carpaccio conch.
- You guys have to have readings.
- Absolutely.
- I'm sure Captain Lee--
- You have a very purple aura,
and that's why you're a good captain.
- This one's good to go, please. Thanks, you're welcome.
- I said to the girls, we're here for a reason.
This isn't what it seems to be. This is not just to have fun.
- So, here I have some lamb over butternut squash
with roasted leeks and roasted tomatoes.
She just read my mind.
- A lot of this is an illusion.
Now, I know that might sound strange to you,
but if you look on the other side,
they gather together, and then they help us.
Now, Captain Lee, your mother's here,
'cause your mother's passed now, is that correct?
- No. - Oh, she's alive?
See, she's alive. Okay.
Well, I feel like she's in--
okay, no, because, no.
See if I can get it.
I told them that you were gonna be hard to read, remember?
- Coming up...
- I got 30 f---ing knots of wind.
It's gonna be just a little lumpy,
so let's hang on.
- Oh, God. She's vomiting everywhere.
- Now, Captain Lee,
your mother's here,
'cause your mother's passed now, is that correct?
- No. - Oh, she's alive.
She's alive. Okay.
Well, I feel like she's in-- okay, no.
Because-- no.
- Did you receive a letter about your mom?
Any, like, documentation with your mom?
- None. - None.
- I think it would be sufficient to say
that I might be a bit skeptical.
I think it's a crock.
- You've always been in love with the sea.
- I'd never seen it till I was 35.
- Really? Wow.
- You have some very interesting ancestors,
and you're not the only seaman in your family.
- Did you say semen?
- Yeah, you're not the only man that...seaman.
No, seaman. - You've been hanging out
with Emerson too long. - I hate you, and I love you,
and you stole my joke.
We've got jokes!
- Yeah, we need to be a little more less seen.
Been around the guests a lot.
- Who said that? - Just me.
I know how Captain is.
- They wanted to hang out. - They did.
But we've been... been there enough.
- I'm being too nice to the guests?
He won't mind if I'm being too nice
when he's got a $2,500 tip in his pocket.
- All right.
Captain Lee, if I can break ranks here a little bit,
I want to give my seat to Kate
so she can get a reading from Rebecca.
Is that okay? - Absolutely.
- Enjoy your dessert. - No, no.
I always enjoy dessert. Sit down, young lady.
You've been working hard enough for us.
This is your chance to make this happen.
- I've never done this ever. - Yay!
- I love it. - Yeah.
- The first thing I pick up around you is animals.
When you become a little bit more grounded,
you'll have your little dog or a pet.
- Okay. - Kate's having her reading.
- Are they gonna tell her she's the Devil?
- I really want to listen. - Oh, I have to too.
- You have a particular man around you
that you're, like, kind of waiting for.
So you have an array of men that like you.
That's not a problem.
It's that one that just captures your heart
in a way where you're like, "Wow. This is the person."
And that person is very close to you now.
- Um...hmm.
I guess.
- He's charming.
He's funny-- tall, dark, handsome guy.
- Yeah!
- No. You said a lot of good things.
- And this guy likes pecans and nuts.
- My special person likes nuts?
- Yeah, he likes-- - I'm not sure that's true.
- Maybe you're getting the message that he is nuts.
- No, no, no.
- No. I am dating someone tall and funny with dark hair,
but we're lesbians.
- You have somebody now that loves you dearly. I know it.
I've always been quite skeptical of psychics.
Your everyday street-peddling medium is considered,
at least by me, as a walking con artist.
- Thank you so much. That was so fun.
- ♪ What a day this has been ♪
- Good night. Sleep pretty. - Always.
- Sleep fast. - With your pretty face.
- This is very weird juju.
- I've had, like, a sh--load of coffee.
- Yeah. All right.
I don't actually believe in psychics,
but Emily seems to be a believer in that sh--.
- Where's my coffee? - Tea.
- It's tea. - Oh.
- I just want her to be on the same page as me
and realize there's absolutely nothing going on
between me and Kate.
You've got to be English to drink this.
- I'm 1/4. - Eh. It's not enough.
- Wind is humpin'.
We're gonna get out of here.
Kelley, Kelley, Lee. - Go for Kelley.
- Let's pick up the anchor and get out of here.
- Roger that.
- The conditions on the water
this morning are less than pleasant.
- This wasn't in the forecast.
- F---ing wind is blowing, man.
- So I'm gonna pull the hook,
and we'll move on to a little more calm.
- Quickly. - Anchor's secure, Cap.
- Captain Lee said we were gonna have perfect weather.
- We were supposed to have, like, 10 knots.
- That weather, it's so tricky the way it changes.
- I got 30 f---ing knots of wind.
Be just a little lumpy, so let's hang on
and secure some items, please.
- This is not pleasant, is it?
- Where we're going, it's not a question of,
"Are you gonna experience rough weather?"
It's, "How long are you gonna experience it for?"
- Oh! - Whoo-hoo-hoo.
- Hang on, girls.
- We'll get through it, and when we get through it,
everybody'll have a good laugh about it.
When they get done puking.
- Oh, if you're gonna vomit,
you have to go over there in the corner.
- Good morning. How are you?
- You're gonna be okay.
- The charter guests are not feeling well.
You want some Dramamine or ginger ale?
- Okay.
I think they're a little bit scared,
a little bit puke-y, a little bit nauseous.
Can I get anybody anything else?
Okay.
But at least they're not asking for coffees.
- Look at the horizon.
Telling you,
I have experience throwing up on boats.
- Ah!
- We've just had something break.
- Where did something break? - Sky lounge.
Can you send a stew to clean up this mess?
- F---. Will you go help Lauren clean up?
I'm a little annoyed that the deckhands
can't just get a chamois mop and fix this.
- Watch your knee, hey?
There's, like, glass shards right here.
- And frankly,
I don't trust Sierra around that much broken glass.
- Rebecca? Are you okay?
I want to give you some Dramamine
so you don't throw up.
Too late.
- Wow. It's pretty aggressive.
F---ing ----!
- We had a bad one there.
- How long is it gonna be like this for?
- I'm gonna go check. It's pretty crazy.
- Does he not look or tell us anything or...
I mean, he just, what, starts the engines
and f---s off into a 12-foot swell first, and that's cool?
- She won't open the door. She's vomiting everywhere.
- Yeah. She's a goner.
- Where are we going, and how long is the journey?
- We're going around the corner here
to see if our anchorage that I had picked out
is gonna be good for us. - Okay.
I will get us out of this just as soon as I possibly can.
We're here.
- Roger that.
- It'll be nice here. Whoo.
That was a tense hour-and-a-half.
Give me three shots.
Lock it in.
- Yeah, she locked in good, Cap.
- Good morning, sunshine. - How are we?
- Better now. My shower was...
a rodeo of entertainment.
- This is the best anchorage
that we're gonna find in this weather.
I can't put the toys out. We got too much wind.
- Okay. What do you recommend for the guests today?
- We're going to pick up the yoga instructor.
- All right, Cap.
I'm gonna take off and go pick her up right now.
- Yeah.
- See you in a few, Cap.
- So what are they doing?
- The rough seas really, like...
- Took it out of everybody.
- Of course it did.
Are they hungry at least?
- They're all, like, scattered and napping
and hiding on different areas of the boat.
- Okay, so they're all kind of still seasick.
It takes a few hours for it to subside, usually.
- Care to do some yoga today? - Yes.
Morning. - Good morning.
- Would anybody like grapefruit or orange?
- Orange, please.
- Was that sort of extreme, or does that happen a lot?
We try to avoid...that.
- All right.
- Starting child pose.
You can walk your hand back.
- Okay, so yoga's getting going on the bridge deck.
But we also have half the guests at the table.
So do you want to put out
some warm food for the non-yoga people?
- Yeah. - Okay, great.
- How many of them're back there?
- Three, and the primary might finally come out,
so possibly four.
- Okay. Done.
- Would you like some bacon, Scott?
- I mean, does Paula Deen like butter? Yeah.
- Absolutely.
- Empty your lungs,
looking softly over your left shoulder.
- How are you guys doing? You want more of anything?
- No, we're good. - Everything's perfect.
- Great.
- How are they? Are they happy? - Yeah, they're really happy.
The three are done with their breakfast,
and then we're just waiting for yoga to finish,
so we have kind of a breakfast halftime.
- Is this breakfast or brunch?
- It's their first meal of the day.
- Well, what are we calling it? What is it?
- I'm calling it their first meal of the day.
I don't like labels.
- Well, I do, because it gives me structure.
- I think you're losing sight of the fact
that there's a lot of other
things that are going on-- - I'm losing sight of the fact
that I don't know what the hell's going on, ever.
- Here we go again.
I wish he could just keep it together.
- I want to know if they're having brunch or breakfast.
- I would love to ask the primary,
but like I've told you four times,
she's locked herself in her bedroom.
The other four are doing yoga,
so I'm not gonna go ruin their downward dog
and be like, "Excuse me, excuse me."
- I'm not asking you to do that.
- I'm not talking to you until you calm down.
- She could be one of the worst people in the world.
- Coming up...
- It would be nice if everyone knew
when the guests were gonna eat, 'cause I'm not psychic.
- It is breakfast. - Kate, Ben--hold it down.
I can hear you guys up here in the bridge.
- Mommy and Daddy need to stop fighting.
- Hi. - How was it?
- Good.
- You guys want to sit down?
We can bring out some bacon and sausage and French toast.
- Eggs? Sure. - Eggs. That would be perfect.
- You guys don't have to join me in this,
but I'm spreading my aunt's ashes at sundown,
'cause it's the one-year anniversary of her passing, so--
- Yay!
- I don't know if you're ready to be in front of food.
- Kelley, Kelley, Lee-- can I get you
in the wheelhouse please?
- En route.
- What's up, Cap?
- What the hell happened with the pool
floating away yesterday? - Oh, my goodness.
The pool is floating away.
Okay, so...
Kyle didn't get the line attached anywhere.
It was bad. It just--
- You needed to pay more attention to the line.
- Yeah. - I'm tired
of telling him that his deck crew
isn't living up to expectations.
It's just...fubar.
- Okay. - All right?
- Anything else, Cap? - Nope.
- All right. Perfect. - That's it. Thank you.
- Can I get you anything carbonated?
- No, I'm okay. - All right.
- A little seasick. I don't know how good I look.
- We're gonna grab some flour and do a test run up
on the bridge deck aft. - Okay.
- Listen, if ashes are being thrown off the boat,
I sure in the f--- don't want them coming back
and me-- getting them on me.
This flour has lived its life to the fullest.
Good-bye, flour. - That's perfect.
- Oh, that's really perfect. - That is perfect.
- Yes. Beautiful.
- Ugh! Every f---ing time.
- I don't understand what the problem is.
- It would be nice if everyone knew
when the guests were gonna eat,
including the guests, 'cause I'm not psychic.
- Ben is getting overly upset for no reason.
Again.
- You didn't call this an early dinner.
- I don't think if I called it the last meal of your life,
that would prevent them from becoming hungry later.
What is your problem at this moment?
- I asked you if it was brunch and you said,
"Let's call it the first meal of the day."
- ♪ Dun dun dun ♪
- I don't know why you think-- - It's always been breakfast,
but I won't use the word breakfast.
I'll just say it's the first meal of the day.
- It is breakfast. - Kate. Ben.
Can you guys hold it down? - Oh!
- I can hear you guys up here in the bridge.
That means if I can hear you,
somebody else probably can as well.
- Copy.
This is so embarrassing.
- Was that Captain Lee saying...
- Yes. - "Stop yelling.
They can all hear you."
- I've never had that happen in my life.
- Mommy and Daddy need to stop fighting.
- Awkward. - Oops.
- How are you guys doing? - Good, good.
- Good. - Can I get you anything?
- I think we're good. - Sorry, guys.
- As long as the drinks keep coming, we're fine.
- We're so good. - Okay, yeah.
Sorry about that. Cheers.
Em, I'm fed up with Kate shouting at me.
- I'm just not going to breach that subject.
- Me and Kate just drive each other nuts.
It's no real affliction of either character.
- When Ben and Kate are fighting, you know,
it crossed my mind that maybe he still has feelings for Kate.
- We're both very pigheaded. Let's put it that way.
- I get that. It's just not comfortable being around it.
- I'm sorry.
Obviously, I do not want
to fight with Kate in front of Emily,
because it's a very bad look.
But Emily needs to understand,
Kate is the most difficult person to work with
in the whole, entire world.
- Okay, we're saying good-bye to the great-aunt right now.
- That's sweet. - How crazy is this?
I brought her in a mint container.
- Oh, my God.
- Will you go up to the sky lounge
and grab me all the flowers that don't look hideous?
Scott wanting to spread his aunt's ashes is super sweet,
but it's awkward for me.
I feel like it's private. It's a burned body.
- Oh, my God. That is so beautiful.
- I thought you could put her in there.
No? Or what kind of thing do you want?
- A shot glass like this one. - Okay.
- I love that. - Okay, I'm gonna put her
in there inside, just in case.
- Thank God it's pretty windy.
But if we do get ashes on the deck,
I'm gonna rinse her off.
She'll go down the scuppers, through the drain.
Either way, his aunt ends up in the ocean.
- Aunt Grace kind of looks like kitty litter.
- I know. - Her ashes are so smooth.
- Yeah. - My mom's were all, like,
bones and sh--, like, chunky.
- Granular? - I just feel the juju.
There's juju in the place.
Look at all the, like, juju. Juju.
- I have a feeling this is gonna be a terrible idea.
- You will help me figure out the wind situation, so...
- You're actually coming into the right swing here, in--
- In about two minutes. - Yeah.
- It would be very her
to come back and hit us in the face.
Like, that's-- I'm not kidding.
- That's how it works. Because we're multi-dimensions.
There's only life after life.
- All right.
So, she was my godmother,
my aunt, and my best friend,
and she said to take her ashes
and spread them in all the fabulous places that I go,
and what's more fabulous than this?
So, this one's for Aunt Grace.
God bless and spare you.
- Yay!
- That went well.
- Thank you. Thank you guys.
It was so sweet for you to put that together for me.
- No problem.
- Thanks for letting us join you.
To Aunt Grace.
- Sorry about that. - You yelled at me a lot.
- I know. I'm sorry. - Okay. It's okay.
- It's behind you now, right?
- Yeah. I would prefer to not even talk about it...
- Yeah. - Like, from right now on.
At first I thought being in a happy relationship
would be great for his attitude,
but Ben is being more of a jerk,
and it's just really annoying.
- Sometimes it feels good, though, you know, just to--
- We all express our rage in different ways, Ben.
- Oh, how beautiful! After you, lovely.
- Do you usually work with music in your kitchen?
- With losers in the kitchen, did you say?
- Music. - I'm just playing.
No, it's a joke.
- Ben, the guests are headed to the table.
- Salmon sashimi. Sesame oil. Spicy mayo. Spring onions.
- Yeah, you've got it.
- My compliments to the chef.
- Oh, do you hear that? - Yeah, I can hear that.
Oof. I would be careful
standing over here.
- Have you gone as well? - Yeah.
- We just double tapped at the same time.
- Yes. Oosh! Oosh! - We're on the same cycle.
- We're on the same farting cycle.
Oh, my God. Stop.
- Will you go help Sierra with turndowns?
- Yeah. - Ben, is that prime rib?
- No, it's filet.
- Oh, my gosh. Thank you.
That looks beautiful. - You're welcome.
- I'd love a psychic reading.
- Maybe I should do it. - I don't know.
- I want to ask,
but I'm scared what she would say.
- I'm a psychic for sure.
But I'm like a scientist also.
I know how to connect to heaven. Heaven has technology.
I have absolute scientific proof.
I have a lot of celebrities--
Jim Morrison, Marilyn Monroe,
Alfred Hitchcock. He's a little perverted.
Very perverted, actually.
But I might create a phone that can go multidimensional.
- Wow. - Yeah.
I have 600 phone calls from Heaven
on my phone that I actually have here.
- She can't leave a message 'cause there's no more room.
- No, there's no more room.
- You hear a lot of weird stuff in yachting.
- But then God came to me, and I asked him all this stuff.
He said I was exactly right.
- And this is officially the strangest thing I've ever heard.
- I smashed it. - As always.
- I just smashed it. - What's next?
- I think that's it.
- Good night. See you guys tomorrow.
- Sleep well. - I sure will.
I'm very tired.
- See you in the morning. - Okay.
- Hey, Emily? - Yes?
- Cindy said she would totally sit down with you
if you want to chat and do a quick reading.
- Oh, I'd love to. - Come on, come on, come on.
- Do you want to come sit down? - Okay.
- Yeah.
- So, um, Cindy? - Yes, sir.
- Do me and Ems have a future?
- Oh, man. I feel like I'm being...bombarded.
Are you-- okay.
- I'm just asking here.
- Do you really want me to do this?
No, I'm not doing it. I'm sorry. I'm not doing it.
I'm just-- I'm not.
- Coming up...
- The little love life going on here.
Don't worry.
There's some good stuff going on there.
- Was she looking at Kate and Ben
or Ben and I?
- Cindy?
- Yes, sir.
- Do me and Ems have a future?
- Oh, man, I feel like I'm being bombarded.
- I'm just asking a question. - Are you--okay.
- I'm just asking you.
- Do you really want me to do this?
- Yeah. - No, I'm not doing it.
I'm sorry. I'm not doing it.
- I don't know everything. - Oh, I'm sorry.
I thought you were psychic.
- I am psychic. Doesn't mean I know everything.
- I think Ben talking to any guest
like this is not rational.
You know, it's really unprofessional
for him to do that.
- I don't want to do this.
- You don't have to do it.
Thank you so much.
I feel like it's very inappropriate.
Not only Cindy's being put on the spot,
but I've been put on the spot,
and our relationship is being put on the spot.
Ben pushes it and pushes it.
- I'm really just asking whether you think Ems
and I can work out.
- Do you want me to be blatantly honest with you?
- Yeah.
- No, I don't.
- Okay.
Hey, Ems, do you want to go on a date tomorrow night?
I'd really like that.
- I would love to join you on a date tomorrow night.
- Okay. Brilliant.
- Well, obviously, I'm going to say yes.
I'd like to go on a second date with him,
but I don't like the circumstances
he's asked me under,
and I feel under pressure and out of sorts.
- I'll see you in the morning.
- I'll probably see you in a few minutes.
- I'll see you in the morning too.
- Fantastic.
Don't poison my coffee.
- Lovely chatting with you.
- Are you okay there? That was pretty intense.
Like, that was just such an uncomfortable situation for you.
- Absolutely ridiculous.
If that was me, I would've been really uncomfortable,
and I would've been like, are you serious?
We've been on one date-- like, why are you requesting,
like, couples counseling sort of stuff?
Anyway, night, Em. Have a good sleep.
I don't know what's happening,
but you know, I thought I had
a good relationship with Kate throughout the season,
and all of a sudden she's sort of not talking,
doing that whole stewardess guest smile face,
but I can see through it.
- Whoa. Whoa.
"Very intense and interesting night."
- That was my fault.
- "Oh, you'll hear all about last night
"and Ben's fab, spontaneous question.
Feeling slightly out of sorts. Going to bed."
- Sad face. - What did you do?
- I just did, you know, what Benny does.
I asked one of the psychics if she could ever see marrying us.
- Why did you do that? What'd she say?
- It was spontaneous. What can I say?
- It was stupid. - Kate, go back to bed.
You're already annoying me.
You've been up for about three minutes.
Of course she's gonna say it was inappropriate
and it was wrong of me to challenge a medium.
I just thought that's what they were there for.
- Then did it go well? - No.
- Well, then that was pretty stupid.
- I don't regret it, okay?
- Okay, let's start bringing it in.
- Okay, Cap. Taking chain.
- Roger that. Let's get it up.
- Okay, we're off the bottom.
- We're off the bottom, Cap.
- Beautiful day. - I feel alive.
- Well, and now we're ruined forever.
To ever get on a catamaran is gonna just be like...
- Yeah, now I can't ever get on a boat.
- Please, genuinely. - Yeah.
Well, you have me on Twitter, right?
- Yes. - Yeah, yeah.
- We had the time of our life this weekend. Like, seriously.
- Fresh orange juice? - Yes.
The chocolate croissant things are exquisite.
- I'm gonna bring it to a stop
and move out to the wing station.
- Cap, you got 50 feet, starboard side.
Two sailboats.
- All righty. Let's do this.
Hey, Captain, if you can kick it in one more time,
that'd be great.
- That looks good right there. Lock it in.
- Are these bags ready? - This one is.
- This is all just Speedos.
- Yes. - Yeah.
- How'd you sleep? - Oh, not bad.
Last night was kind of weird.
- Yeah. - Sorry about that.
I was just hoping she'd say,
"Yeah, you guys are good together," but...
- No, no, no. Course not.
- Line it up, guys.
- Thank you. You're like, "Get off. Get off."
- Emerson. - Nico, thank you so much.
- Thank you. - A pleasure meeting you.
Great to meet you guys. Scott.
- Been an absolute pleasure.
- You were the best crew ever.
And, hey, you were great in the storm.
I like a little adventure and drama.
And I have a little gratitude here for you guys.
Every penny of it was worth it.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you.
- And the love life going on here--
I won't expose it completely.
Don't worry. There's some good stuff going on there.
And thank you for being open to psychics
and what we had to do.
So, okay, all right.
- Bye-bye. - Bye.
- I'm really glad the witches are leaving.
- Let's go to work.
- This morning when Rebecca on the aft deck, said,
"I can see, like--" - Good things.
- Yeah. Was she looking at Kate and Ben or Ben and I?
- I think you and Ben.
Do you think he's not over her?
- I know he's not over something.
- I think he really likes you, Em.
Like, he's smitten with you. - Mmm.
- Coming up...
- You're so sweet. It's unbelievable.
- Mm-hmm.
- Hey, Ben. You're obviously calling me
'cause you just blew up the galley again, did you?
- No, no, James. How are you?
- Oh, you're busy. Okay, good.
Well, that's lame.
James is my older brother. I've always looked up to him.
My life at sea has been a bit of a mystery to my family.
- What's going on?
- Listen, I thought it would be really cool
if you came out and visited me.
- And why did you come to that rash conclusion?
- Well...well, I miss you, and it could be a good time.
- Yeah. Sure. Let's do it.
- Well, I'll see you soon, okay?
- Okay. - Bye, mate.
- Okay.
- Attention, all crew.
Attention, all crew.
I need you in the crew mess in five.
Crew mess in five.
- Scooch over, please. - Yeah.
- Do you mind? I get a little claustrophobic.
- Okay. Another one done.
Um, deck crew...
you kind of had a good, bad, and ugly charter.
You guys just can't seem to get it together with the pool.
It's floating away.
Kyle, you own that one.
You should've caught the pool floating away.
I mean, too little, too late.
- Nico's stepping into places
where he probably shouldn't when it comes to talking.
This isn't the place.
If you want to talk about it,
you can talk about it with me and Captain,
but not here.
- Just really, really pay attention.
Interior.
I noticed a disturbance in the galley.
I really don't care what prompted it.
I just don't want it,
and that's all I'm gonna say about it.
- Won't happen again.
- We have cash to divide up.
$1,350 for each of us. 15,000 is the total tip.
- Ooh. - Thank you.
- Sierra.
- Cheers, Cap.
- Thank you very much. - Em. Nico.
- Appreciate it. - Thank you.
- Thank you very much. - Enjoy your afternoon.
Remember, tomorrow's a work day and a hard one.
- Hey, bro,
you stood by me.
- It's like I stuck up for you, and Kelley didn't like it.
As soon as I said it, he was like,
"What the f--- is going on?"
What happened happened, and I saw it happen.
And I'm not gonna let you get thrown under the bus for it.
- I'm f---ing tired. I'm gonna faint tonight.
- I'm with you. I'm exhausted.
- I'm really excited to go on this second date with Emily,
because I'd love to prove to her
that whatever the psychic said was absolute bollocks.
I really like your outfit.
- Oh, thank you. - Really cool.
I do feel that there is a future for me and Emily.
- Oh, I like it here. - Do you?
Yeah, two glasses of champagne, please.
- Thank you so much. - Thank you very much.
- This is so nice to just-- - To just go out for dinner?
- Away from the crazies. - It's quite nice. I like it.
- It really is.
- It's a full moon tonight.
You know what that means? - What does it mean?
- I don't know. - Cool.
- What are you doing?
- Oh, my God. I'm horny already.
- Babe, I'm not having Skype sex.
- Why the f--- not? - I'm just not.
- What the f---, Kate? I'm super horny.
- Vagina. - Vagina.
- Oh, wow, thanks a lot. - Thank you.
- Enjoy. - Thanks.
- I didn't give the psychic too hard a time, did I?
You know what it was, Ems? I feel like we're good together,
and I just got this girl saying that it's not gonna work out.
It was like, oh, well, thanks.
- It was a funny situation. Never gonna happen again.
It's mainly that we shared the experience
with each other, you know?
- Yeah. That's a good way of looking at it, Ems.
- It's nice getting to know you.
- Well. - You're interesting.
You're funny. - I can be, I guess.
Let's go for a stroll, shall we? - Okay, let's go for a stroll.
- Yeah. We can even grab a little drink
down at the beach bar.
I'm still standing. - Okay.
Ben's very relaxed.
He's in a different place from work.
He's settled, and he's a true gentleman.
- I think we need, like, a private violinist
that I'm gonna summon.
- You've got the hiccups?
- I'm starting to hiccup. - You're so sweet.
It's unbelievable.
Okay, do you know a trick for it?
- Mm-hmm, I'm holding my breath. - Here.
- It worked. - Did it really work?
- I think so. - We just cured hiccups.
- Hey, Kate. - Hey, guys. How are you?
- We went to Old Peg Leg's. - Yeah, it was good.
- Cool. - I'm gonna go to the loo.
Are you gonna be around?
- Yeah, yeah.
They're, like, on a cloud of happiness.
Yay. Ben redeemed himself. Let's just hope it lasts.
- It is hot. - No, you're fine.
It's nice. You're rosy.
But you've got great skin, though.
- Ben. - What?
- If your game was any sharper, I'd shave with it.
- Dude, that boy has got a future.
I promise you.
He was a f---ing
homeless street performer in London for how long?
- I've been doing street performing around the world,
really, when I was traveling.
- Come on, then.
- Did it work?
- That's him, right? Is that you?
- That's me. - That's you.
- On the left.
- Wow.
Those shorts are really...
- Revealing. - Honest.
- So many dudes, though. - Gay pride. 2010.
- Look at those moves.
- I was living in Manchester about 2010.
You know, they invite you to dance on the stage
in front of thousands of people.
I was like, yeah, let's do it.
So the video is basically me dancing around
in some very revealing silver hot pants.
And, by the way, they're very revealing in a good way.
I came out to my dad to this song.
- Oh, my God.
Whoa.
We're both gay?
- Is that how I should do it?
- And what did you say to your dad?
"I'm gay now," or what?
- Hmm?
Kyle was very much courting Sierra,
and to be honest,
I did not see this coming whatsoever.
I think 'cause it-- I mean, he's not, um--
- Okay. So you were dating somebody that was transgender?
Did you know that when you met them?
- Yeah, I used to go out to bars, looking for it.
- Looking for what?
Wait, what? I missed it. I'm sorry, man.
- No. What happened was, I was in the army.
One night, I hooked up with one by accident.
- What, a transgender? - Yeah, yeah.
- Okay. Sure. Absolutely.
- And then I found out that I was a bit partial to it.
So I went with it, then. - Amazing.
Through experience,
I knew I'd like effeminate gays and girls.
So I thought I was bisexual.
I was still struggling with that factor.
And then it came to the fact that I realized
that I quite liked trans.
- Who's Ashley?
- What, so she has a--
- I don't know what you-- well, I know what you mean,
but I don't know what you mean, but it's like--
- And that works for you as well?
- It don't bother me. Well, it is what it is.
- I am very fond of Kyle,
and I shouldn't be prying at his love life,
but, you know, I like to know about many things,
and this is an area that I'm really not very,
you know, brushed up on.
Yeah, but do you dabble? - Not really.
I go out with proper leathered.
- Oh, yeah. You've got to be pretty. Yeah.
- Ashley is someone that I've been seeing
on and off for a couple years.
I met her outside a nightclub
in the gay village in Manchester.
It was around the time
that me and the mother of my child
were falling out,
and the relationship was completely done.
- F--- me. That's nuts.
- You're so evolved. - Yeah, good job.
- Yeah. - Evolved, yeah.
That's a good word for it.
You're full of surprises, aren't you?
- I knew I liked you.
- Next on "Below Deck"...
- Last night I showed Ben some videos of me.
It was gay pride.
- Are you joking or are you serious?
- What? - Number seven.
They have planned a surprise drag show.
- It's about a good handful. - Do you guys want me to leave?
- Jack!
- This conch is a bit chewy.
- It tastes like conch-flavored chewing gum.
- I don't think I can serve that.
What do you think, Em? - I'd be okay with it.
- All right. Let's just put the conch out, okay?
- Her answer is wrong.
- Hey, Kyle.
- What is it? - Sea urchin.
What do you think? You're a bit light-headed.
- You just let us know if your throat starts swelling.
- You had an allergic reaction to sea urchin?
- Yeah. - Sit down.
- Is he passed out? - He's in a coma.
- It's because you gave him uni!
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